Sunday, November 8, 2009

A new word...

...Uselesstat, (n)- a statistic of, to be charitable, dubious importance.  Usually seen, (but by no means confined to), in NFL night games.

ie; "Tony Romo is thus far undefeated in the month of November, tying him with a record set in 1950"

Really?  And why is it that the day game play-by-play men don't feel compelled to regail us with these delightful tidbits of info that are seldom going to effect the outcome of the game?

Coming soon to a night NFL game near you, "This will be the second-longest field goal ever attempted by a left footed kicker playing on his birthday in a Monday night home game."

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